but if i have this thing, it’s got to work some of the time. it’s got to help
s o m e o n e
Quite the situation you’ve got yourself in here, Derek. I mean, I’m out of commission for a few weeks and suddenly there’s lizard people, geriatric psychopaths, and you’re cooking up werewolves out of every self-esteem deprived adolescent in town.
Okay, wait a second. What kind of werewolf strangles someone? You know, that’s not very werewolf-y.
Hunters, kanimas, it’s like a freaking
h a l l o w e e n party every full moon
I’ve been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.
I’m not like you guys. I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes
or super senses. I just have v o i c e s in my head.